ANNA AND THE KING Tom Felton plays Louis Leonowen:
Scene: About to board the boat:
Mother, come look! I think they've killed someone!
Scene: Walking through the crowd after departing the boat:
Mother, why does this king need you if no one here speaks English?
Scene: In the carriage:
*shrug* You mean like Jesus?...But why couldn't he just send him to London? Mother! Look at those statues!
Scene: The house:
I thought we didn't have any money! Sounds like were living in a beehive! Mother, how can it be a proper household? You havent lived in England since you were a little girl, and I've never been there at all. Father would have put him right in his place. He was a brave man, wasn't he? *laugh* Yeah...
Scene: Walking to King/In the palace:
Mother, are those men speaking French? AHH!
Scene: Meeting the Royal Family:
Mother, what's a concubine? He doesn't look too happy about it.
Scene: Going to bed:
Moonshee, why does the king have so many wives?...Mother...so he needs a lot of wives to take care of them? Does he love all of them? Like you loved Father?...Mother, why doesn't Queen Victoria have a lot of husbands?
Scene: School:
Not in my house they don't. *laughs* Son of teacher couldn't care less. I will not. Im sorry, Mother, but he started it... You don't have a father! You have a map!...I didn't touch you, I shoved you! Why don't you get one of your slaves to shove me back?! *grumbling* Arg! Get off me! Argh!
Scene: Night at School:
997...998...999...1000. Finished. Aren't you coming?
Scene: Outside w/class and frog:
*laughing*
Scene: On the Royal Boat:
*mimicking rowing* Uh, yes, Your Majesty? Mother! Mother, look! There's Moonshee and Beebe!
Scene: On elephant:
Why would I lie about snow? Me? Jolly good!...But mother, he's the King. My father smoked, too.
Scene: Night, after stealing a cigar and getting ill:
It was his idea. How can anyone smoke those things?...Is that why you like him, the King, I mean? Cause he reminds you of Father?
Scene: The ball:
(Singing with choir): Im half-crazy, all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage, And you look sweet, upon the seat, of a bicycle for two. *waves*
Scene: House, in rain:
*plays bugle* Mother, I think I should have a topknot like the other boys... I don't see why I have to miss school.
Scene: Carriage/White elephant crowd:
Mother, doesn't Chahng See Kao mean white elephant? Do you think they've found one? I don't want to go, Mother. I don't want to leave my friends. The king has done good things, too. You said Siamese people are just like us! And what about Chulalongkorn? Doesn't he matter anymore?
Scene: Monastery, looking through telescope:
Mother! Come look! The king is waiting on the bridge! And there's hundreds of men on the other side!
Scene: Night, after battle: *plays bugle solemnly*
Scene: The Play, after falling over in elephant costume: The end!
THE BORROWERS Tom Felton plays Peagreen Clock:
Scene: Kitchen: Oh, I hate big days. That's not true. I like sweets. Candy...chocolate, ice cream, chips, donuts with jam...
Scene: Fridge: Where do you think youre going? Dad told us not to budge. Not. Wait for me, Arrietty, don't climb so fast! Dont leave me behind! If Dad catches you, Arrietty, I have nothing to do with this. This is a big mistake. Arrietty? Im going to need a lot of ice cream. Arrietty...ugh...Arrietty, what are you doing? What about the ice cream? *grunts, groans*, Oh, Arrietty-ooh! Ahh! I can't hold it! I can't hold it, Arrietty, help!...Dad! Urgh, *straining* Dad! My arm's stuck!...Dad! Dad! Dad! She made me do it, it's not my fault...In there...Is that bad?. Dad, Dad don't do it, no, no, Ahh! We did it! We did it!
Scene: In little home: He did it. He did it. He jumped right off the fridge...But I hate milk. Yes, Arrietty, me and Dad have had it up to here (makes gesture) with your behaviour. Ugly...double smelly...I believe it! Me, neither.
Scene: Vacuuming: Ugh! Er...AHH! AHH! AHH!
Scene: In the box/moving van: Ow!...ahhh... Ooh! Ahh! Dad, help, help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Ahh! Mum, ahh! I cant hold on! AHH! AHH! Ahh! Auuughh...eww...huh? Ahh! Oh, ha.ha.ha.
Scene: Inside the walls of the house: Im tired, Arrietty...I hate the world. I'm staying here...What was that?!...What's he doing? What are you on about now? *gasp*...Don't be stupid. How are we going to get it away from that huge bean? Hey, but, Arrietty, I haven't had my lunch!
Scene: Moving the will: I'm moving as fast as I can...Thats not true! This ends much heavier! Do you think he saw us? That's the biggest bean I've ever seen!
Scene: Folding the letter: What for, idiot? Well never get out of here without him seeing usI still think we should wait here for mum and dad...*gasp* Arrietty, weve been seen! *whispers* Arrietty, Hurry Arrietty, hurry, hurry
Scene: About to get foamed/getting foamed: We're outside for just 2 minutes and look what happened! We fell inches and inches, and now look at me! I'm covered in poo...Where are we going? No, I see it! Run! Run! Arrietty, help! I am running! Help!...*giggling*
Scene: Running from Potter: Hurry, Arrietty, hurry!...Ah-choo!!! AAHHH! AHH! AHH! ARRIETTY!...*whimpering* AHH! ARRIETTY! AH! Help! Ahh! *lands on light* Up here, Arrietty!...Huh? Ow! Ow! It's hot! Help! Arrietty, where are you? Help me, Arrietty! Arrietty, help! Ow! Arrietty, he's coming! Help me! Ahh!...I hate those beans.
Scene: Outside on the roof: *hits head* Ow. Wow. Oh, its too far. Cant we stay here? And if we go out there?...Hmm...squished, might get squished. Not much of a choice, is it?...So?...*on wire* *sneers*
Scene: Pigeon/Pipe: Fun? You must be missing a part of your brain!...So?..*gasp*, uh, uh, Ahh! Ahh! Help! Ahh! Whoa! Ahh!...ahh!...OW! Ugh! Ahh! Arrietty!
Scene: Milk truck: *gasps*
Scene: Milk Factory: OW!...(singing) Green bottles, sitting on the wallGreen bottles, sitting on the wall. AHH! *grunts* ARRIETTY! Hurry! Ahh! Oh, I hate this place! (Singing) One little boy, sitting on the wall. One little boy, sitting on the wall. Hello, Spud.
Scene: About to be milked: Can't I stay here until it stops?...But I don't like milk. *gasp* I'm gonna be milked! Gonna be milked! I'm gonna be milked! *grunts*...yeah...AHH! AHH! Help! *gasps*Help!...Huh? *sputters* *coughs* Oh, I hate milk Uh, okay, mum...uh, okay, okay, uh, okay, mum.
Scene: Free from the bottle: Oh, thanks for the coat. Ahh! *grunting* *straining* We're gonna be cheesed! HELP! We're gonna be cheesed! HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! Please!
Scene: Storage Room: Wow...OOF!
Scene: Under trash bin: AHH! Ooh...*gasp* AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! OOF!
Scene: Samurai Borrowers: Who are they? *crosses arms*
Scene: Watching father talk to Potter: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
Scene: Serving food: *waves* So, dad, why did you give up being an outie?
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